Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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