covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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