But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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