k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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