At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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