i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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