guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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