Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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