Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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