Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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