I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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