i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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