sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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