Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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