you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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