Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You may now shotgun with the bride
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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