and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Screwed.edu
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
