chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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