would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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