You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
