had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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