It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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