have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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