I'm going to rape someone's good day.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.