1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.