But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.