Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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