Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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