No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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