just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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