Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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