It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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