He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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