all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
