There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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