Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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