you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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