on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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