Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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