I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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