im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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