I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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