I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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