Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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