If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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