I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
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So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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