Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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