I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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Wipe that smile off your face.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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