spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The uberlube is also flammable
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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