The best revenge is premature balding
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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