just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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