Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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