Duck Duck Cougar?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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