I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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