Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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