that's an acceptable place to lick
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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