I bet he comes in French.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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