i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She bit a glass in half.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I need a hoe opinion
go on
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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